I have a particularly obnoxious and disgusting little money pet called slimey…unfortunately I have no pics of him (I think he breaks cameras with his ugly, fat features!) but I often imagine how pathetic he must look when he is crawling towards My Amazon page…hahaha…here is a little poem he wrote about Me, I know it isn’t anything special, after all he is dumb and dumber…see if you can do better boys and girls, shouldn’t be too hard…haha
The Worshipful Alphabet
G is for Goddess: always to be worshipped
O for is Omniscient: for Goddess knows all there is to know
D is for Dominant: what every woman ought to be
D is for Deadly: what Goddess is if you disobey
E is for Everything: that is what worshipping Goddess is to you
S is for Sexy: what Goddess always is and you will never be
S is for Superior: for Goddess is superior to everyone you see
V is for Victorious: Goddess can never be defeated
A is for Almighty: Thank Goddess for the life She grants You
L is for Laughter: which your suffering evokes
E is for Ever Devoted: it is what Her Beauty provokes
N is for Nauseous: so keep out of Her Sight
T is for Torture: your pain and Her delight
I is for Intelligence: that Goddess has in abundance
N is for Nothing: all that you are
A is for Amazing: Astounding; and Awe-inspiring
Goddess Valentina Stands for making slaves doing for her
Everything that they can
And more